Crossfire & Viper Drive Like Idiots, Crash Hard.  

"Milky" (jordanmielke) 07/25/2016 at 14:51 • Filed to: Viper, Crossfire, Car Crash, Road Rage

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Milky gets sad. Someone save the Chrysler products!

(Crossfire is the first clip, Viper starts at 3:15)

Wacko > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:00

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not one was roadrage, and the drunk driver one seems to be in canada.(since he says speed in KM/H.

jimz > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:01

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ooh, that Crossfire did an “Earnhardt.” seatbelt & airbag aside, that driver got dinged good.

and for the Prius one after the Viper, I’m going to go with “had one too many to drink.”

edit: the second clip (off-ramp fail) was on I-94 in Detroit.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:01

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Love the street-racing moron in the first clip who is trying to “Call highway patrol” and gets “Climate control”.

At least now we know he was in a FiST/FoST, because SYNC.

DynamicWeight > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:03

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Last clip made my day.

Mustafaluigi > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:06

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Love how SYNC is failing at calling Highway Patrol. “You said Climate, please say a command.” Having been there, most definitely the most useless voice activation ever.

MonkeePuzzle > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:08

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I’ll admit it, I stood up and saluted when I saw the american flag side fillers for the viper vid shot vertically

aaaaaaand vertical video AGAIN missed the action

Frank Grimes > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:09

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I never want to be like any of those people. Except the emotional guy calling the police he seems legit. I have vowed to be a more patient driver.

Milky > Wacko 07/25/2016 at 15:09

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Hey man, “America” is more than a country.

RazoE > Wacko 07/25/2016 at 15:10

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Last one was rage-induced.

Frank Grimes > Wacko 07/25/2016 at 15:10

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the last one was road rage i think...against himself?

Milky > jimz 07/25/2016 at 15:12

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That guy , the one after the Viper looks like an Altima to me.

jimz > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:13

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you could be right. I thought it might be a 1st-gen Prius.

Milky > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/25/2016 at 15:14

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I cant blame him for passing the left-laners on the right. But if someone gets agro and doesn’t want you to pass, just let them go crash.

Which is what happened anyways.

ScoobsMcGee > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:25

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This is one of those videos that you watch intently, and then delete from your YouTube history out of shame. Or is that just me?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:30

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The first clip was eerily similar to something that happened on the way to chicago a few weeks ago. A honda pilot, driven by two teenagers, was doing 90+ on the freeway and just barely dodging people. He felw up from the right lane onto my back in the left lane. I signaled to the right and in the middle of the change he tried to pass on the right, then swerved to the left, then passed, then swerved some more AND A TIRE BLOWS!

Woooooooooo instant karma! :D

The driver and passengers were fine. But I and like 5 other cars pulled over to tell the cop he was driving like a jackass.

Milky > ScoobsMcGee 07/25/2016 at 15:43

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Strong disagree, I like to keep recommended section accurate to what I like.

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/25/2016 at 15:44

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Something something 1.5psi digital tire gauge.

Urambo Tauro > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:45

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That first one is full of WTF.

Why is the middle lane so empty? Why is the camera car accelemerging when the Odyssey is obviously signaling to get out of his way? Why don’t I hear a turn signal from the camera car? What kind of moron street races, especially around other uninvolved cars? Why did the Impala driver refuse to signal?

ScoobsMcGee > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:49

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Bah, I watch more than enough non-Schadenfreude car stuff for that. :-)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:51

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can we get a Kinja’d GIF of the guy getting his head shut in the door?

what a fucking dumbass

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:53

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What does Mr. Crossfire do, overcorrect? A Crossfire doesn’t have that much power, does it?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:55

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something something they deserved it for being jackholes something something honda pilot is a terrible vehicle

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Milky 07/25/2016 at 15:58

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So does the Viper at 3:45 just stomp it and break traction and spin out?

Milky > Urambo Tauro 07/25/2016 at 16:01

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Because everyone drives like shit.

Milky > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/25/2016 at 16:03

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No, only 215hp. It would have only needed one thing changed to be a-okay in that situation. A driver mod.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Milky 07/25/2016 at 16:03

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Can I make a suggestion? Consider substituting idiot or jackass into your title instead of D-bag . Leave gender out of it. Enjoyed the video, though I wouldn’t call it road rage, but dumbassery.

Milky > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/25/2016 at 16:03

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Exactly that.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Milky 07/25/2016 at 16:04

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Dead short between the steering wheel and the driver seat.

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/25/2016 at 16:06

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Dont piss off the mods man.

(IIRC Party Vi has a pilot)

Urambo Tauro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/25/2016 at 16:15

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Looks like he overcorrected his speed more than he overcorrected his steering...

Urambo Tauro > Milky 07/25/2016 at 16:16

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No doubt!

Berang > Milky 07/25/2016 at 16:16

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Why did camaro guy speed off after getting rear ended?

Borrowing daddy’s car or something?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky 07/25/2016 at 16:17

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They let someone who willingly drives a honda pilot become a mod? WHAT SANTIMONIOUS CRAP IS THI-

*gets unfollowed by oppositelock*

*And then I walk outside to see my FiST has been FLiPPED, the only evidence being hazy video of a honda SUV speeding away*

Milky > Berang 07/25/2016 at 16:29

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Maybe hit-and-runs are fun!?

Milky > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/25/2016 at 16:31

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Didn’t think of it as gendered. But good point.

cazzyodo > Milky 07/25/2016 at 17:08

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Ummm...holy fuck. 5:30 mark.

Milky > cazzyodo 07/25/2016 at 17:20

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Yea. Apparently that happened because the girlfriend pulled the e-brake to get the boyfriend to stop racing.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Milky 07/25/2016 at 18:53

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Thank you for taking the point. There are those in this space who would definitely see it as genered and take exception, and not without good cause. Oppo is excellent.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 07/25/2016 at 18:54

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I learned from an Oppo that those side fillers are called a “pillar box.”

MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/25/2016 at 22:08

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look more like freedom boxes #murica

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Milky 07/25/2016 at 22:37

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Damn thats one hell of an e-brake then. Mines not even that strong.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/25/2016 at 22:40

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That was fantastic. Assholes need to learn what a yield sign actually means...

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Milky 07/25/2016 at 22:41

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I don’t see how one can make a gender determination with D-bag but its definitely not worth the battle with those few.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Milky 07/25/2016 at 22:49

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What the hell caused the Crossfire to wreck?? It was a simple pass.

Viper driver: “Hi, I’m Mo... Mo Ron”.

Milky > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 07/25/2016 at 23:27

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Short wheelbase? Steering wheel jerk instead of smooth inputs? The person behind the wheel probably.